Definitions by Ciiinderellly

The Gay Tax 

The price you pay for the privilege of being queer. Often manifests itself in the form of IBS.

“Oh sorry about my stomach gurgling, thats just the price I pay for being gay. The gay tax if you will.”

The Gay Tax by Ciiinderellly January 6, 2022

Sporty Bi 

A bisexual who isn’t quite femme and isn’t quite masc. Her aesthetic is sporty, she makes sure she is wearing nike socks if she’s wearing nike shoes. She is the most beautiful person you’ve ever met. You’re probably in love with her, it’s impossible not to be.

Hey, have you met my girlfriend? She’s not femme, not masc, she’s a sporty bi. I am incredibly in love with her.

Sporty Bi by Ciiinderellly November 15, 2021

Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

Straight Crimed by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021