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Sportuguese

The language spoken by sports fans as overheard by those who are sports illiterate.
My husband said baseball was better without the DH, then my brother-in-law said he wished the NL would go with DHs. I have no clue what they mean when they speak Sportuguese.
by Smedley Ichabod November 28, 2011
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Portuguese Space Shuttle

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).
The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!
by SG5 September 25, 2016
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Portuguese Snowblower

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
by SG5 August 27, 2016
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Portuguese Snowblower

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”
by Killmeplz July 3, 2022
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Portuguese Wesley

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.
by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010
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Portuguese Knife fight

Popularized by “Cage the elephant” in reference to the knife technique women from the Azores learn at a young age said to be able to kill under eight seconds and practiced on pigs.
“Don’t mess with Fatima, she knows how to Portuguese knife fight.”
by Britishbeans October 30, 2020
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portuguese spy

When one being looks over the top of the urinal divider (with the urge of horniness) in order to see another being's penis. This can also be caused by the curiosity of the other man's size.
I was taking a piss and my boi Jeff stood at the urinal next to me. I didn't want to be a Portuguese Spy, but I've always wondered how big he was.
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