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Performative Sports Bro

A male fan of sports with little, to no knowledge of sports.
Nubz goes to a lot of NBA games, but doesn’t know anything about basketball. It’s like he’s a Performative Sports Bro

bro shorts 

A gay term for basket ball shorts, used by "sweet" kids
"Got your bro shorts on? Lets go play some bball man"

or "Hes so hardcore,always wearing them bro shorts and a sweet ass band shirt"
bro shorts by hxcbaybay_lol August 15, 2008

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Sportsboner 

1. verb - A male that has a constant erection.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.
1. "That dude sportsboner all day."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."
Sportsboner by Sportsboner September 25, 2011

sportsbook 

A place at a casino where you can bet on sports events other than horse racing. A large majority of sportsbooks are online (DraftKings, FanDuel, and BetMGM are examples), and take up nearly every single ad slot on social media.
Kyle: Hey, did you know that I recently won $2 million through DraftKings Sportsbook?
Chris: That's amazing, but I've only won $45 so far. I place my bets through BetMGM which calls itself the king of sportsbooks. You want to go down to the one in Las Vegas during the Super Bowl?
Kyle: Sure man. I hope I can win another $2 million through there!
sportsbook by The Real Driller February 2, 2022
A homosexual male version of a "Sportsbro"; e.g., a twink who is passionate about one (or more) professional sport(s) and dresses accordingly.
That sportsboi over there, wonder if I could make him my catcher tonight...