Sports Bro

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A man’s undergarment designed for extra Moob support and protection during sports and recreational activities similar to a “Sports Bra” for women.

This guy wore a Sports Bro the last time we played basketball to protect his Moobs and minimize Moob bouncing while running up and down the court.

Sports Bro by v1slick April 27, 2010

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Performative Sports Bro

A male fan of sports with little, to no knowledge of sports.

Nubz goes to a lot of NBA games, but doesn’t know anything about basketball. It’s like he’s a Performative Sports Bro

Performative Sports Bro by Bubzwon53 April 25, 2026

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bro shorts

A gay term for basket ball shorts, used by "sweet" kids

"Got your bro shorts on? Lets go play some bball man"

or "Hes so hardcore,always wearing them bro shorts and a sweet ass band shirt"

bro shorts by hxcbaybay_lol August 15, 2008

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Sportsboner

1. verb - A male that has a constant erection.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.

1. "That dude sportsboner all day."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."

Sportsboner by Sportsboner September 25, 2011

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sportsbook

A place at a casino where you can bet on sports events other than horse racing. A large majority of sportsbooks are online (DraftKings, FanDuel, and BetMGM are examples), and take up nearly every single ad slot on social media.

Kyle: Hey, did you know that I recently won $2 million through DraftKings Sportsbook?
Chris: That's amazing, but I've only won $45 so far. I place my bets through BetMGM which calls itself the king of sportsbooks. You want to go down to the one in Las Vegas during the Super Bowl?
Kyle: Sure man. I hope I can win another $2 million through there!

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Sportsboi

A homosexual male version of a "Sportsbro"; e.g., a twink who is passionate about one (or more) professional sport(s) and dresses accordingly.

That sportsboi over there, wonder if I could make him my catcher tonight...

Sportsboi by Butlerian_Jihadi May 4, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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