Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

Spoon Daddy

The owner, or "Daddy" of a Speen. The Spoon Daddy is meant to keep its Speen out of trouble, for once the parasitical Speen is attached, it can not be rid of.

"Damn, Carl's Speen is really getting out of hand. Yeah, he really needs to step up and be the damn thing's Spoon Daddy."

by speenshit March 10, 2017

Spoondaddies

Similar to "crap", "phooey", or anything that says "this is MY life, and I'm reclaiming it!"

"This is *my* life, Edward! Spoondaddies on you for making me feel otherwise!"
"Spoondaddies on them, they don't know what they're talking about."

by awyeagirl February 5, 2021