Definitions by MurrMiteFish9

Cumbrella 

The list of men a woman believes find her attractive enough to masturbate to her.

Charlene: That Dwight got proper thing for you, gal.
Leona: Fo' sure bitch, he totally under my cumbrella.

Cumbrella by MurrMiteFish9 August 17, 2022

Spoons Dad 

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

Spoons Dad by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

Fustnugget 

A scabby cat you meet on the street which is friendly, but you need to sanitize your hands after petting it.

Holly: I met a cute fustnugget on Park Street earlier.
Jono: Sounds cool bro; let me see your hands

Fustnugget by MurrMiteFish9 May 2, 2022

Woke Warrior

Young person, or a millenial believing they were still young, often with shaved hair around the ears, championing the causes of veganism, anti-racism, socialism or environmentalism. Their support for their cause is most often expressed as virtue-signalling on social media, with little actual support for their crusade.

Steve: So yeah I went on a date with Elijah last night
Tim: How'd it go?
Steve: He lost me when he ignored everything I said and got on his high horse about Woke Warrior shit
Tim: Yeah f**k that.

Woke Warrior by MurrMiteFish9 May 1, 2022