Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

Fustnugget

A scabby cat you meet on the street which is friendly, but you need to sanitize your hands after petting it.

Holly: I met a cute fustnugget on Park Street earlier.
Jono: Sounds cool bro; let me see your hands

by MurrMiteFish9 May 02, 2022

Cumbrella

The list of men a woman believes find her attractive enough to masturbate to her.

Charlene: That Dwight got proper thing for you, gal.
Leona: Fo' sure bitch, he totally under my cumbrella.

by MurrMiteFish9 August 17, 2022

Woke Warrior

Young person, or a millenial believing they were still young, often with shaved hair around the ears, championing the causes of veganism, anti-racism, socialism or environmentalism. Their support for their cause is most often expressed as virtue-signalling on social media, with little actual support for their crusade.

Steve: So yeah I went on a date with Elijah last night
Tim: How'd it go?
Steve: He lost me when he ignored everything I said and got on his high horse about Woke Warrior shit
Tim: Yeah f**k that.

by MurrMiteFish9 May 01, 2022