snoozaholic

A person that refuses to wake up and abuses the Snooze button on their alarm clock. It is often common for this type of person to purposely set the time on the clock forward.

"I couldn't get good sleep last night because the girl I was sleeping with was a SNOOZAHOLIC."

by DeReese May 13, 2014

Bowelquake

When you are caught in a place with no toilet and you throw up out your ass and you have to use your socks and/or underwear to wipe your ass.

I was camping when I had a bowelquake, I threw my underwear in the lake after using them to wipe my ass.

by DeReese July 18, 2014

Bowelquake

When you are caught in a place with no toilet and you throw up out your ass and you have to use your socks and/or underwear to wipe your ass.

I was camping when I had a bowelquake, I threw my underwear in the lake after using them to wipe my ass.

by DeReese July 18, 2014

procrastaborter

A woman that procrastinates an abortion so long that she must go full term with her pregnancy.

That kid sure is lucky that his mom was Procrastaborter or he would not be here today.

by DeReese May 15, 2014

Bang-Guilt

The guilty feeling (usually awkward, depending on your morals) that occurs in the morning when you see the father of the girl you were banging all night in the next room.

When I went downstairs in the morning, I had major bang-guilt when I had to share the same coffee pot with the screamer's dad.

by DeReese May 16, 2014