You know when you give your dog some peanut butter for that good sensation? You've become a Cock Spoon.
Boyfriend: Hey... I think we should break up
Girlfriend: What? Why!?
Boyfriend: Well, my dog gives better Cock Spoon's than you...
Girlfriend: Oh... so that's how it is
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'