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Spoon Sex 

Having sex behind but in the spooning position.
i want to have sex with you".."but i want to be spooned"..."Lets have Spoon Sex!"
Spoon Sex by cheesey138 June 23, 2010
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sex spoon 

1. a spoon inserted into the rectum for digging out shit from the anal cavity.
2. a spoon used for the pleasures of buttsecks.
1. dude, john fell asleep n we sex spoond hiz ass clean!
2. Yo dude, I got this one night stand, and I sex spooned her ALL NIGHT! booyaa.
sex spoon by anzie & g0mz July 24, 2008

sex on a spoon 

an attractive person
phwoar she's sex on a spoon
sex on a spoon by Lel July 23, 2005

Sex you soon 

'See you soon' with benefits. Basically, I'm on the way ... and we're gonna play. In text messages, abbreviated SXYS.
Her: Do you want to come over and hang out?
Him: Sure... sex you soon!
Sex you soon by spokaman November 5, 2010

Pan Sexual Spoon 

A spoon that likes stirring a pan
I stirred my pan with a spoon so much that it became a pan sexual spoon
Pan Sexual Spoon by Cazoooo April 21, 2022

spoonsexual 

spoonsexual is when you feel an attraction to shoving spoons down peoples throat.
Guy 1: yoo, you see this spoon?

Guy 2: huh, yeah?

Guy 1: *shoves spoon down Guy 2’s throat* *moans and gets hard*

Guy 2: *yelps* what the fuck?!? you are so spoonsexual!!!! *almost dies*
spoonsexual by reii<3 February 2, 2022

Spoonsexual 

A term referring to someone who experiences an intense or heightened sexual attraction specifically toward spoons.
The individual described themselves as spoonsexual, indicating a primary sexual attraction to spoons.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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