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Spoon Fish 

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture
Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.
Spoon Fish by W Pennypacker January 7, 2010
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Going fishing with a spoon 

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN
Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

Spoonish 

n. A person or thing which acts silly or or which makes silly mistake. a spoon
You are very spoonish/you are spoon
Spoonish by Beltysquidgehowler June 23, 2018
A rare contemplation of what you get when you mix Shari Sporn with Gary Fisher.
If Gary Fisher and Shari Sporn were to make babies we would refer to them as Spornfish.
spornfish by rachelRIOT! January 9, 2008

SPOOFish 

Trolling internet forums is SPOOFish.
SPOOFish by Pyrodeus January 11, 2009

spoolfish 

a person who likes to spool other people (see geoffs definition) or a person who is stupid or immature and takes part in the disgusting act of spooling
Geoff yor such a spoolfish
spoolfish by Megarticus July 26, 2006

spoonish gee socket 

(sticking the penis in an girl with one eye's empty eye socket at the same time as slaping her blatter)
bitch im gonna spoonish gee socket you
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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