Spooge-worthy
I have been so hard-up for female companionship lately, it's a good thing my Lara Croft action figure is so incredibly spooge-worthy!
Spooge-worthy by JoRokHed October 7, 2011
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sponge-worthy
A phrase coined by Elaine on the TV show "Seinfeld." Refers to Elaine's favorite kind of birth control that was ultimately taken off the market. Elaine bought all the remaining stock she could get her hands on and then hoarded her stash of sponges. She defined her dates as being "sponge-worthy" or not i.e. if they had sex. If he was worth using one of her hoarded sponges!
Jerry- I heard you went out with Bob last night. Was he sponge-worthy?
Elaine- VERY sponge-worthy!
Or alternate response from Elaine-I don't waste my sponges on just anybody. He has to be sponge worthy, Jerry!
Elaine- VERY sponge-worthy!
Or alternate response from Elaine-I don't waste my sponges on just anybody. He has to be sponge worthy, Jerry!
sponge-worthy by Marion A. Wilhelm June 25, 2006
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sponge-worthy
from "Seinfeld": an attractive man, worthy of being a woman's next sex partner, particularly when her preferred method of birth control is the contraceptive sponge, and her stockpile of sponges is limited (since the only manufacturer had discontinued production).
sponge-worthy by jodama December 28, 2005
Spoodge Worthy
To be "spoodge worthy" is to meet the standards (individually, based on personal preferences) to which an ejaculation could, and most likely would, take place.
Spoodge Worthy by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015
splooge-worthy
splooge-worthy by ronneh September 3, 2006
spongeworthy
Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.
In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy
spongeworthy by cornholio October 16, 2003