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sponboon 

A sexual toy usually up to 25 inches of pure hot rubber...
I caught my dad using a sponboon on my sister..
sponboon by Asian_Gameplay October 5, 2020
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Spantoon 

A combination harpoon & spanto knife blade made popular by Rick Hinderer Knives.
I’m carrying my spantoon today. My spantoon will cut!
Spantoon by Garylmc May 6, 2018

Sponotony 

Describes person, activity, or event of such continued spontaneity and randomness, that it becomes monotonous and or annoying.
First day of school

Mark: Hey Theresa, how was your summer?

Theresa: Cock!

Last day of school

Mark:(apprehensively) Um, Theresa, what's up?

Theresa: Bitch tits!

Mark: Fuck this sponotony! YOU DIE BY MY HAND!
Sponotony by Kyle McBombadour September 9, 2010

spontoner 

Spontaneous erection due to extremely hot women
that chick is so hot i just got a spontoner
spontoner by MTLIGHTS December 9, 2015
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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