First day of school

Mark: Hey Theresa, how was your summer?

Theresa: Cock!

Last day of school

Mark:(apprehensively) Um, Theresa, what's up?

Theresa: Bitch tits!

Mark: Fuck this sponotony! YOU DIE BY MY HAND!

Sponotony by Kyle McBombadour September 9, 2010

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spontoner

Spontaneous erection due to extremely hot women

that chick is so hot i just got a spontoner

spontoner by MTLIGHTS December 9, 2015

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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