Spontoon

Alot of, especially when talking about murlocs.

OMFG theres a spontoon of people

by Splitter March 19, 2005

sponboon

A sexual toy usually up to 25 inches of pure hot rubber...

I caught my dad using a sponboon on my sister..

by Asian_Gameplay October 5, 2020

Spantoon

A combination harpoon & spanto knife blade made popular by Rick Hinderer Knives.

I’m carrying my spantoon today. My spantoon will cut!

by Garylmc May 6, 2018

Sponotony

Describes person, activity, or event of such continued spontaneity and randomness, that it becomes monotonous and or annoying.

First day of school

Mark: Hey Theresa, how was your summer?

Theresa: Cock!

Last day of school

Mark:(apprehensively) Um, Theresa, what's up?

Theresa: Bitch tits!

Mark: Fuck this sponotony! YOU DIE BY MY HAND!

by Kyle McBombadour September 9, 2010

spontoner

Spontaneous erection due to extremely hot women

that chick is so hot i just got a spontoner

by MTLIGHTS December 9, 2015