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Sponotony
Describes person, activity, or event of such continued spontaneity and randomness, that it becomes monotonous and or annoying.
First day of school
Mark: Hey Theresa, how was your summer?
Theresa: Cock!
Last day of school
Mark:(apprehensively) Um, Theresa, what's up?
Theresa: Bitch tits!
Mark: Fuck this sponotony! YOU DIE BY MY HAND!
Mark: Hey Theresa, how was your summer?
Theresa: Cock!
Last day of school
Mark:(apprehensively) Um, Theresa, what's up?
Theresa: Bitch tits!
Mark: Fuck this sponotony! YOU DIE BY MY HAND!
Sponotony by Kyle McBombadour September 9, 2010
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.