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Sponge monger

Sexual partner with an insatiable desire for loads of cum.
My ex-girlfriend was a total sponge monger. She would completely drain my balls at least twice a week.
by Cascooter November 21, 2025
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Spooge Mongrel

A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds
"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"
by spoogelad May 14, 2019
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Spongemonger

1. A SpongeBob background track
2. A chaotic moment
3. An insane person
4. (present tense, Spongemongering) The act of frantically doing something as fast as possible
"Remember when those 2 people fought in the cafeteria?"
"Yes, that was truly a Spongemonger."
by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 28, 2023
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