Spokin'

the action of using your bicycle as a mode of transportation and or a person who uses their bicycle as the sole mode of transportation.

Sally decided to go spokin' when there was a ton of traffic downtown, got there in half the time.

Spokin' by ComDesignFaith February 12, 2013

Smokin that von pack

How to make unlimited friends in chicago (only works while wearing blue colored clothing)

I went to chicago in a blue hoodie and shouted “SMOKIN THAT VON PACK!” and i made so many friends!!1!

Smokin that von pack by beeeeaaaans January 8, 2023

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope 

When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake

My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope by JasonR47 April 1, 2020

Smokin' Dick 

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.

You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.

Smokin' Dick by Sweet&No February 1, 2009

Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon

An expression of surprise at an object. First used by Scooter in the video game Borderlands at the size of the new Monster vehicle.

"Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon! That thing's a MONSTER!" -Scooter

Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon by ThomNoland April 21, 2010

spoken salami 

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

spoken salami by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021

what are you smokin? 

a phrase used to show the stupidity of a statement or action made by another person

when he flipped off the cop at the light i smacked him a good one and yelled WHAT ARE YOU SMOKIN SON?

Guy A: That chick dont look too bad over there.
Guy B: What are you smokin? she looks like she just swallowed a beach ball!

what are you smokin? by chillymiller October 10, 2006