Spoin

A Sonic the Hedgehog obsessed individual who detests hair cuts.

My friend is such a spoin! All he does is play Sonic and not get hair cuts!

by Johnpaulolo June 3, 2010

Spoin

A Spoin is a mighty warrior ant that has absolutely nothing to fight due to being enclosed in a freeking ant farm.

The ant stood on top of a hill dreaming of one day becoming a renowned warrior for his people, but in his heart he knew he was destined to be a Spoin.

by Cabby85 April 2, 2009

Spoin

The knobbly bit at the top of your spine/ base of your neck.

I hurt my spoin.

by CharliNZ February 18, 2022

Sphincter Sinatra

one that loves to break wind and will do so anytime or anywhere (like a crooner that breaks into song in an old 40’s musical)

“Dude, plug that blow hole. Nobody wants to wants to hear your ‘Summer Wind’. Don’t be a sphincter Sinatra.”

by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

Sphinctacular

An anus that is extremely tight and grips any object inserted into it.

My mistresses ass is sphinctacular compared to my wife's gape.

by Woodbilly July 20, 2012

Sphincter Swirl

When a person stimulates another person's anus with their tongue in a circular motion.

DId you give her the ole Sphincter Swirl last night? I sure did!

by Newfie blogger January 3, 2019

Spain's ass

Spain's ass is a gift from the heavens! It is the best ass in the world. It don't matter if you think your ass is the best, no no. Spain's ass, is the best ass.

"Hey did you see that guys ass?"
"It was nice but it's no Spain's ass."

by hadesismyfather August 31, 2016