Spoin

A Sonic the Hedgehog obsessed individual who detests hair cuts.

My friend is such a spoin! All he does is play Sonic and not get hair cuts!

by Johnpaulolo June 3, 2010

Spoin

A Spoin is a mighty warrior ant that has absolutely nothing to fight due to being enclosed in a freeking ant farm.

The ant stood on top of a hill dreaming of one day becoming a renowned warrior for his people, but in his heart he knew he was destined to be a Spoin.

by Cabby85 April 2, 2009

Spoin

The knobbly bit at the top of your spine/ base of your neck.

I hurt my spoin.

by CharliNZ February 18, 2022

Spoining

When someone arrives at your house when you're beyond hungover with the intention of lying in bed next to you and sleeping but instead you spend most of the day fondling them clothed and unclothed whilst you both complain that you havent slept with anyone in a while. Very similar to Spooning but slightly different; hence the slight difference in spelling.

Wanna come over? I promise I'll just spoon you nothing more... no actually it'll probably wind up being a Spoining session

by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025

Spoining

When you invite someone over to you house because your very drunk and know you are going to be hungove... and instead of just spooning and sleeping like you said you would; you spend the day gradually taking their clothes off and fondling them while you both talk about how you haven't "done the deed in a while". Similar to "Spooning but slightly different; hence the minor difference in spelling". Excellent if you are feeling queasy but need some flesh to flesh time.

Wanna come over and spoon me? Actually; lets be honest... I have busy hands... its going to turn into Spoining whether I want it to or not.

by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025