Spodormon 

1. When you allow the water in the shower to run down your arm, then you lift you hand as if to shoot web like Spiderman.
2. You do this in the shower and it is awesome.

Prima: So, what did you do today?
Secunda: I Spodormon'ed in the shower.
Prima: Was it awesome?
Secunda: Fuck year!

Spodormon by Crab Nicholson May 2, 2009

Spodermen 

A spin off meme of Spider-Man usually used with bad grammar or other spin off meme's associated with crude comedy.

"Hey Spodermen u wante sme rice?"
"Sure wat knd?"
"Uncle Bens"
"Why u do dis?"

Spodermen by LurkyHD August 1, 2016

Spodermen 

A character in many popular dolan duck webcomics. Spodermen potrays the character spiderman, in an inaccurately drawn meme.
Spodermen, like all the dolan comic memes, is known for his despicable grammar. Many youtube channels have been made, some keeping up with random hilarious videos that can sometimes be insulting to races, genders, sexual orientations, and even religion.

spodermen, spodermen, dose watevr an spoder cen. cen u swing, frum his dik? yes u cen, if ur an chik. look out, heer cums teh spodermen.

Person-Spodermen, do you have swag?
Spodermen-yes i hav sweg, u is an fagit.

Spodermen by spodermen August 28, 2013

SpoonMonger 

A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.

Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"

SpoonMonger by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 22, 2019

spoderman 

The knock off version of spoderman

Look it’s your friendly spoderman

spoderman by Venom2314 December 23, 2021

Spidermonkey

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.

As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.

Spidermonkey by Tiger02 February 23, 2009

spodrmen 

A crudely-drawn version of Spiderman.

Character of the Uncle Dolan Show, a show where a group of crudely-drawn Disney characters do violent things, completely opposite of the actions of their friendly counterparts.

kid: r u sweg
spodrmen: yes im sweg u r fagit

gooby: i leik balz
dolan duk: shh herr cumz spodrmen

spodrmen by Galactipod November 6, 2016