SpoonMonger 

A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.

Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"

SpoonMonger by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 22, 2019

spoontoner 

When one is spooning with someone and gets a boner.

"dude i was spooning with her last night and i got the biggest spoontoner".

spoontoner by franca89 January 7, 2008