7 definitions by Lachlan Ash Likes Children
Someone who is too cool for school. Touches kids as much as Bob Ross touches hearts. Eats as many McMuffins as some fat fella from South Canada. Max is short for Maximus, and McMuffins is short for McMuffinimus.
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 27, 2019
Varaprasath Gurumoorthy is pretty much the Indian version of Ronald McDonald. He brings joy and love into the hearts of children and adults alike. However, he is one part different from the regular Ronaldo McDonaldo, is is McIndian.
Legend has it, that Varaprasath Gurumoorthy has never been spotted with anybody except Indian fellows.
Maybe one day, after the Government has discovered who invented climate change, perhaps Varaprasath Gurumoorthy will be within 10km of a non-indian fellow. We can only hope.
Legend has it, that Varaprasath Gurumoorthy has never been spotted with anybody except Indian fellows.
Maybe one day, after the Government has discovered who invented climate change, perhaps Varaprasath Gurumoorthy will be within 10km of a non-indian fellow. We can only hope.
Shane: "Yo my man, have you seen Varaprasath Gurumoorthy anywhere? I can't find him."
Ryan: "How would I know, do you think I look Indian?"
Shane: "Yes."
Ryan: "No, I'm 100% Nibba"
Ryan: "How would I know, do you think I look Indian?"
Shane: "Yes."
Ryan: "No, I'm 100% Nibba"
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children October 28, 2019
A college in Australia that is filled with pretentious cucks who randomly sucker-punch other players on the football field, (RIP Bull).
Rostrevor Prick: "*unintelligible*"
Normal Person: "You're from Rostrevor College? Actually end your life."
Normal Person: "You're from Rostrevor College? Actually end your life."
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019
Person 1: "Ever since my father left me when I was 8, I have been troubled and haunted by abandonment issues and everlasting fear of loving and trusting anyone ever again:
Person 2: "Yeah but how sick is Fifa Street 12?"
Person 2: "Yeah but how sick is Fifa Street 12?"
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 27, 2019
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 1, 2019
Student: "Where did Jesse Ningerman go?"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019
A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.
Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 23, 2019