Sploogemonkey

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.

"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."

Sploogemonkey by Sweet Daddy June 16, 2003

spongemonkey 

spongemonkey's are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a....the coolest things ever!

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"

spongemonkey by marni March 7, 2004

spoogemonkey 

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz

Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"

spoogemonkey by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

spongemonkey 

the funniest creatures u see in the quiznos commercials and on rathergood.com

"We like da mooooon! Cuz it's close to us!"

spongemonkey by Dirge February 13, 2005

spongemonkey 

those scarry ass things on the quizno's comercial

'we love quiznos subs, because they're toasted' and other crazy random shits like that

spongemonkey by allievmarie February 13, 2004

spongemonkey 

those crazy- ass weirdos that have bulging eyes and mouths that move even when the thing isn't talking. they have a voice worse than LaToya jackson. They have out of tune guitars and funky clothing. I love em.

"we love the suuubbbbsss....subs are a doooooollllllaaaarrrr off....." you know, does a dollar really matter for buying a freakin' sandwich? i dont think so. Screw the cupons. long live the spongemonkies.

spongemonkey by the real slim shady April 26, 2004