Split arse

Can be used when somebody in front of you is driving or walking incredibly slowly and is usually blocking your way.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.

"Come on split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"

by Superman01 July 19, 2009

Split arse

A female maggot who congealed in Sunderland.

That split arse tea towel holder is a right maggot

by Chipsnoviniger January 18, 2019

split arse

Woman. One who's bottom continues around the front.

We need to get some split arse in to do the typing.

by Bog Breath July 18, 2003

split-arse

a girl/of the female sex

i heard that split-arse take it up the tea-towel holder

by bob April 07, 2004

split arse

one's arse has been split open due to excessive rammage in the back entry.
can apply to both male and female

i cant sit down cuz me ring is torn

"alright split arse?"

by Tony January 08, 2004

Split Arse Chuffer

A person who behaves like a arse!

My mate Ian is a real Split Arse Chuffer

by Centrol Boys June 27, 2011