Definitions by Chipsnoviniger

Split arse

A female maggot who congealed in Sunderland.

That split arse tea towel holder is a right maggot

Split arse by Chipsnoviniger January 18, 2019

Stella 

A large brick with hair sometimes mistaken for a meatball

Cause she’s a Stella

Stella by Chipsnoviniger July 11, 2018