Split arse

A female maggot who congealed in Sunderland.
That split arse tea towel holder is a right maggot
by Chipsnoviniger January 18, 2019
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Stella

A large brick with hair sometimes mistaken for a meatball
Cause she’s a Stella
by Chipsnoviniger July 11, 2018
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