Splissified

a perfectly classifiedly rolled spliff from the hands of a rolling god, aka manic aka the rolling god aka me…

Ex:
Ricky- Hey allen, look how splissified my spliff is
Allen-“alright let’s jus hope it pulls”

20min later
allen-“ dis shi splissified asf”
Ricky- hell yea dude!

by Staywokehoe June 6, 2023

sissified

made sissy, made weak or feminine. Not masculine or strong.

Did you see the latest Viper? It's all sissified.

Wow, look at Joe's clothes.. his mom sissified him.

by anon December 3, 2003

Sissified tweety bird

A person who thinks they are all that, but truly they are afraid of living life to its fullest, so instead blame everyone around them for their short-comings in life.

I was told he broke up with her because she wasn't like me, never mind it was probably all on him due to the drinking, he is such a Sissified tweety bird.

by tazz4vr August 8, 2008

Splastified

Word used for people who are spastic, retarded, biased and fried in the brain.

John: Only in Ohio💀
Adam: Are you splastified?

by MrBeastFromOhio March 14, 2023

sissified

pure; purity

she is sissified.

by lilqwert December 1, 2003

Sissified Sensitivities Syndrome

Impulsively feigns offense, revulsion, disagreement, or objection to things, events, acts or concepts, for the sake of drawing sympathetic attention to ones self, despite no real injury.

Those Democrats are suffering from a severe case of Sissified Sensitivities Syndrome

by DillonTobak June 14, 2018