The act of drinking slowly to the point of incomprehensible speech. Often followed by regretful candor with your friends regarding various topics such as fat chicks and blacking out.
Dude I got so splimished at thanksgiving. Grandma was so upset when I shit my pants and tried to make out with my hot cousin.
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Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.
Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.
by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018
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Adam - I have no more money to get splished
Daniel & Lisa = DAM
Lisa - I will get Pissed with you
Adam - I have no more money to get splished
Daniel & Lisa = DAM
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