Splimished

The act of drinking slowly to the point of incomprehensible speech. Often followed by regretful candor with your friends regarding various topics such as fat chicks and blacking out.

Dude I got so splimished at thanksgiving. Grandma was so upset when I shit my pants and tried to make out with my hot cousin.

Splimished by Pate McBurlhane May 21, 2014

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Splished

It it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. Where you are either in love/lust/flattered, eager to meet them - all from only online interaction

Girl: Why do you look so happy?

Guy: I've been splished and/or I am splished.

Splished by missfine August 29, 2009

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Splimished • SPLISHED

splished

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.

Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.

splished by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018

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SPLISHED

SPLISHED - A Very Nice Way Of Saying Getting Really Drunk .I.E. ( Smashed or Pissed )

Daniel - When i get inside this club am going to get really Splished

Lisa - I will get Pissed with you

Adam - I have no more money to get splished

Daniel & Lisa = DAM

SPLISHED by Dacman1000001 December 9, 2008

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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