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Spleen Daddy 

(proper noun, plural, sp-leen dadd-ees)
Ex-Members of the Hari Krishna religon who have been outcast for not touching children, spanking their asses while chanting or wiping their select genitalia with pork chops and offal, hence the name 'spleen daddies'. These outcasts have formed their own religious sect called the 'Children of the Off-White Light', but popular urban lingo for this group is the 'Spleen Daddies'.
1. 'Pratheep tries to sell his own body parts for money to the 'Spleen Daddies'. So far he has no legs and no income.'

2. Briecase accordions are for 'Spleen Daddies'.

Spleen Daddy 

One who obsesses with the intricicies of or relating to the spleen.
whoa, Ian smells his own farts.....what a spleen daddy
Spleen Daddy by Anonymous June 26, 2003

splendaddy

Giving my splendaddy his insulin every day is a hassle. I wish I had a sugar daddy.
splendaddy by Lamb Lamb April 23, 2009

Splendaddy

Like a sugar daddy, without the sugar
I'm in search of a Splendaddy
Splendaddy by Rb77 June 12, 2023

Splendaddy

An atypical sugar daddy-type figure, such as a GoFundMe patron, coming from Splenda, a shitty artificial sweetener used to replace sugar
a: I'm going to start a GoFundMe to order some pizza
b: Do you think you'll actually get any splendaddys?
a: It's worth a shot
Splendaddy by WolfyDaCumslut July 4, 2023
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