Splash Rat 

A river rafting enthusiast.

How am I gonna git any fishin' done with all of these Splash Rats and Motorbators around.

Splash Rat by spendogg242 May 18, 2010

splash rat 

Is a little bitch with a shower not a grower and harasses little asain boys while they are naked

Splash Rat fucked my little asian brother what a freek

splash rat by pothedragonwarrior February 19, 2018

poop to splash ratio 

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.

today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.

poop to splash ratio by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011

Splashatory Rape 

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

splashation 

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010

Splashmatic 

A word used to define something delicious which just makes your tastebuds explode

Also describes a person who is more than fantastic

It may also be used to describe a person who possesses swagger or a great idea or a mood

That bubblegum slush puppie I had at the movies was splashmatic

That Jay Z concert we attended was splashmatic.
Jay Z's rhymes are splashmatic

Lu: How are you feeling today

MsZee: I feel Splashmatic

Splashmatic by MsZee Mhlongo July 23, 2010

Splashmat

The act of lining the toilet bowl with tissue paper in order to prevent rusty water being returned to sender from poo touchdown

"Christ Dave, just had a shit & i forgot the splashmat .... got major splashback from that dump"

Splashmat by dgh938peg April 14, 2010