Splash City The Greatest Basketball Team Ever TO Step Foot in the pakenham ymca no team comes close to splash including those shitty globetrotter shit trucks who lost to splash in the grand final #splashed #them
Splash City Consists Of Star Players
Team
Emmett #12
Jed #21 (also a member of the big three)
Jake #8 (also a member of the big three)
Jessee #9 (also a member of the big three)
Jayden #4
Dermie #10
Todd #7
While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.
Only possible during a "Blumpkin"
Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).