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Splash City 

Splash City The Greatest Basketball Team Ever TO Step Foot in the pakenham ymca no team comes close to splash including those shitty globetrotter shit trucks who lost to splash in the grand final #splashed #them
Splash City Consists Of Star Players
Team
Emmett #12
Jed #21 (also a member of the big three)
Jake #8 (also a member of the big three)
Jessee #9 (also a member of the big three)
Jayden #4
Dermie #10
Todd #7
Splashcity jed jake emmett jayden Splash City

Salt Lake City Splash Back 

While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.

Only possible during a "Blumpkin"

Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"

Dan: "real nigga shit?"

Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"

Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"
Salt Lake City Splash Back by SLCSB November 9, 2017

Iowa City Splash Pad 

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.
I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.
When a girl is playing around in your mess of cum on the ground. Normally after dirty sex.
"Dude last night was awesome, she even did some splashity afterwards"
Splashity by Splashity June 14, 2017

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026