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Spitty kid 

An old South Northamptonshire label for the constantly flobbing Prechavolithic species in their younger form.
These excessive phlegm producing, sports labelled (Finmere faux)youths were normally found in herds at standard locations such as bus stops, war memorials and outside Circle K.
They were renowned for taking immense pleasure in squirting spittle through their teeth with the characteristic high pitched noise that was not unlike the noise of a true Rastafarian showing displeasure by sucking his teeth.
This generation were to be role models and some more than likely spawned the next and hideously more evolved? generation of the pond life scourge that has swept this once fine nation.
Are those crickets i can hear, nope, my mistake its just a hoard of spitty kids.
Spitty kid by Shinwigs December 24, 2006
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shitty kid 

a kid who resides (or claims to) in a city; usually characterized by pale skin, tattoos, dyed black choppy hair and girls jeans, a can of PBR, and bike;
I almost hit one of those shitty kids on his fixy bike on Boulevard. Why do they all look the same?
shitty kid by Ha804 May 21, 2009

Smitty Kid 

A young male (usually high school age) who is an excellent student and a very likeable, friendly guy. Usually late and very rowdy in class. Teachers don't know how to handle Smitty Kids because they are good students, but they are constantly trying to persuade the teacher into letting them do group work with their large circle of friends (Note: Only one Smitty Kid per group of friends). Smitty Kids love to laugh, but may get out of hand if their pride is not chequed.
Oh man, that Smitty Kid is so cool and popular!
Did you see the swag on that Smitty Kid yesterday?
Man, that Smitty Kid is really getting on her nerves!
Smitty Kid by Pastel 11 June 3, 2012

shitty kid 

someone who only thinks about themselves, never listens only cares about what they have to say. Isn't very good with girls/boys in a relationship
ughh i met a shitty kid the other day wouldn't wanna be with them again
shitty kid by 4u2 April 19, 2018

Shitty Kids 

Typically a very "trashy" teenager who partakes in consuming alcohol and drugs, most often in risky situations with a high probability of police interference. Shitty kids are going nowhere in life, and most often know it. Destined to become trailer trash, the typical shitty kid has already proven that they are too cool for school by, well, not going anymore. Having a job disqualifies you from shitty kid status. Being pregnant however, most definitely elevates you straight from typical-party-teenager to shitty kid.
That party is going to get busted, I heard it's put on by shitty kids.
Shitty Kids by Urbanwords101 April 25, 2010
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