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National Lap sitting day 

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th
Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day

Sitting Day 

August 5th is a day dedicated to the act of sitting. A great day to do nothing but sit around
Hey its Sitting Day, lets go sit on the floor!
Sitting Day by Anon312526523 April 7, 2021

National shitting day 

Basically, you celebrate the holiday by shitting in Feb 23. You can basically sit in the toilet and shit.
National shitting day :Sleeping with shitting at the toilet

National spittin bars day 

On January 28 is National spit bars day where you get to freestyle any kind of bar or any kind of beat you want
Friend: you did you know its national spittin bars day?
You: No?
Friend: well freestyle rap anything you want and there you go

Shitting on kaz day 

Kaz: makes a hc
People: FUCK YOU THIS SUCKS
This is shitting on kaz day

No Slitting of Throats Day 

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.