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Spit Doodle 

After taking a load of semen into the mouth, you dribble onto the belly of your partner in the form of a doodle of your choice.
Last night I totally spit doodled my boy friend!
Spit Doodle by STEALTHY GEMINI July 15, 2018
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Spindoodlegooster 

A person who smokes an insane amount of meth- this person has lost all sense of reality and morality. They would probably do something like fight shadow monsters in their attic.

Or it can be used as a verb-
to be spindoodlegoostered

This word was created by Rambo
Damn did you see Aldo- he's such a spindoodlegooster.

Damn that crackhead's all spindoodlegoostered- he should probably eat a sandwich.
Spindoodlegooster by Morizz November 12, 2006

Spidoodler 

It's what you call a spider when you're being silly.
Nobody:
Someone: This spidoodler climbed into my keyboard, and made me paranoid enough to remove every key looking for it.
Spidoodler by Don't Exist March 13, 2020

spidoodle 

Can be used in place of any sexual act but is mainly used to refer to oral sex
"Hey chris, come over here and give me some spidoodle"
"Tyler+Hand Danny= Spidoodle"
spidoodle by Joshua. The Man May 21, 2009

spidoodle 

to ejaculate
to 'cum'
to talk nonsense
"jack stop spidoodling all over the place"
"jack, stop spidoodling out your mouth"
"i want to spidoodle all over yo moma"
spidoodle by willymcdoodles December 7, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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