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spin job 

When you put her on that dick and spin her around
I made her dizzy when she gave me a spin job
spin job by BigguyOrRyan August 14, 2016

Shine Job 

A "Shine Job" is a sex move in which the male delivers a money shot onto their partner's face and then proceeds to throw a handful of glitter on top.
After I was finished hate-fucking my ex, I gave her a surprise Shine Job to really rub it in.
Shine Job by Balls Robinson June 20, 2011

Spin Job 

What happens when you and a girl are doing anal sex and while her arse is up, you stick up so that you can use it as an axle and spin around it. Basically a vertical helicopter.
"Aw, Darla, as we were on our honeymoon and having our private time, he all of a sudden did a spin job! Can you believe it? I didn't know he was such a risky guy!"
Spin Job by HeatBeat July 19, 2016

spice job 

The act of consuming excessive jalapenos and then performing cunnilingus on a sexual partner.
That guy Tom gave me a spice job last night.
spice job by Spice Jobs w/ Tom March 30, 2022

Shine-Job 

When a women white knuckles the base of a male penis while attempting to give a handy; usually resulting in blisters forming.
Jordan~ "Why are you walking so awkwardly?"
Joey~ "I was with Big Court last night and she gave me a Shine-Job."
Everyone in the room~ "ooooooo sorry man"
Shine-Job by rook34 May 6, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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