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Spiderclaw 

When a man withdraws at the moment of no return only to spray his man juice all over his hand. The action of flicking his muck over the young ladies back resembles spidermans web shooting technique and the shape of the hand looks like a claw, a combination of both leads to Spiderclaw.
I blew me muck all over me hand so I Spiderclawed her back. The bitch loved it
Spiderclaw by Billy No Mates1 April 25, 2008
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Spidercloud 

Spidercloud is a popular Northern English folk band. members include Karen, Jenny, Ashley, Adam etc. Famed for their open air band rehearsals and gigs in a certain graveyard. They are currently producing their debut album, and a musical.
Songs such as Herd of a Hundred Horses, Eternal Death, Wisdom of the Tree, Wormfood etc. Spidercloud rocks man.
Spidercloud by Jenny Spider June 4, 2007

spiderland 

A Slint record. One of the greatest albums of the 1990s.
"More known for its frequent name-checks than its actual music, Spiderland remains one of the most essential and chilling releases in the mumbling post-rock arena." All Music Guide
spiderland by robocow13 February 3, 2008

Spidercloud 

Spidercloud... English folk band. Hits include 'Eternal Death', 'Ghosts can't play guitar', 'Herd of a hundred horses'. Currenly making a musical. Hold frequent gigs in graveyard. Famous for not doing drugs. Check out www.myspace.com/spidercloud
Rock on Spiders!! Peace to the world!

Spidercloud rocks man.
Spidercloud by Jenny Spider December 9, 2008

The Spiderlash Lounge 

Infamous private lounge in Uptown New Orleans. Informally often referred to simply as "the 'Lash", The Spiderlash Lounge was a private, invite-only affair - similar to a traditional New Orleans Social Aid and Pleasure Club but without any of the tiresome Social Aid. Lots of cool antiques, red velvet, and candle light. Absinthe flowed liberally. Sadly, the 'Lash closed it's doors in 2004.
"We went by the Spiderlash Lounge last night and it was still rolling at three a.m."
The Spiderlash Lounge by Lastronaut September 26, 2007

Spidercrow 

(noun) A cranky pessimistic old lady that resembles a spider in behavior and sounds like a crow. She acts like a witch all the time even when good things are happening. She is never satisfied and constantly nags and criticizes everything you do, also has a mean and vindictive personality and will sneak around telling lies and backstabbing people she doesn't like (which is almost everybody ). Has a misguided belief that everything she says/does/or owns is the absolute best thing ever even though its all bullshit. Alienates everybody in her life, even her family and "friends" to the point where nobody even wants to be around her. She carries a black cloud of oppression around with her and takes the life out of a room just by entering it. Is prone to hoarding and witchcraft and is often seen carrying talismans and "magical" stones and crystals in little pouches. Believes every infomercial and orders shit loads of worthless crap off TV (hence the hoarding) then proceeds to story vomit all over you.
"Dude, what's wrong? You look like somebody took a shit in your hat."

"I was having a great day until that old Spidercrow Cecelia showed up and ruined the whole vibe."
Spidercrow by stonyman March 9, 2014

spiderslayer100 

An amazing person with a beautiful and pure heart. She is truly so wonderful and compassionate, and anyone who has ever met her is so lucky. It's inexplicable how extraordinary she really is. She may not believe it, but she is in fact the most amazing person ever. She is not a fake. She's a very genuine being who will always be honest and tell you the truth. She's beautiful inside and out. Spiderslayer100 is a thoughtful and kind individual who is always there for you and you can trust her with your life. She is also brilliant, charismatic, loyal, and one of the most amazing people you can ever have in your life.
SPIDERSLAYER100 IS SOOOOOO AMAZING AND WONDERFUL I LOVE HER SO MUCH