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Spider-pussy

Spiders have pussy so good that a male spider is going to try to fuck even though the bitch is gonna try and eat him. When a crazy ass bitch pussy so good you keep trying to fuck even though she will ruin your life.
Justin; You hear Jerry still fooling with Nene?

Gunther; Didn't she file an e.p.o. on him, and attack him with scissors.

Justin; Sure did, she got that spider-pussy, yo.
by chilli-mac November 25, 2014
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Spider Pussy

Old Vagina, usually with cobb-webs. Wrinkly Puss. Old infected with spider pussy.
DJ walked in on his grandma while she was clensing her spider pussy, with a dust rag & some pledge.
by Silver-backs January 2, 2009
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Spider Pussy

getting fingered is spider pusey as hell 😶 🌫️😶 🌫️😶 🌫️
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Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.
Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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pussy spider

A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.
George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.
by Shit Wizard March 26, 2009
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spider-puss

A spider-puss is when the female chooses not to shave her virgina for many months, thus making it a matty clumb of hair. Very simular to a tangled spiders web.
When going down on one's girlfriend, lover or just a one night stand you notice she has been.....well growing her bush for a while"Oh my god love, Is that a tangled web I see before me or are you just growing a spider-puss"
by THEONE1978 August 25, 2009
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Does spider have puss puss

A famous yahoo answers questions that someone wrote and makes Yaks about on Yik Yak
Does spider have puss puss?
by kellyjoans June 25, 2016
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