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Spider Pussy 

getting fingered is spider pusey as hell 😶 🌫️😶 🌫️😶 🌫️
I got spider pussy last night
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Spider-pussy 

Spiders have pussy so good that a male spider is going to try to fuck even though the bitch is gonna try and eat him. When a crazy ass bitch pussy so good you keep trying to fuck even though she will ruin your life.
Justin; You hear Jerry still fooling with Nene?

Gunther; Didn't she file an e.p.o. on him, and attack him with scissors.

Justin; Sure did, she got that spider-pussy, yo.
Spider-pussy by chilli-mac November 25, 2014

Spider web pussy 

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.
Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.

pussy spider

A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.
George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.
pussy spider by Shit Wizard March 26, 2009

spider-puss 

A spider-puss is when the female chooses not to shave her virgina for many months, thus making it a matty clumb of hair. Very simular to a tangled spiders web.
When going down on one's girlfriend, lover or just a one night stand you notice she has been.....well growing her bush for a while"Oh my god love, Is that a tangled web I see before me or are you just growing a spider-puss"
spider-puss by THEONE1978 August 25, 2009

Does spider have puss puss 

A famous yahoo answers questions that someone wrote and makes Yaks about on Yik Yak
Does spider have puss puss?
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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