Spider Crotch 

When a semi-"excited" male person's crotch looks like a curled up dead spider.

Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"

Spider Crotch by Jeanathan March 20, 2008

crotch spiders 

The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.

Man look at the crotch spiders on her. Impressive.

crotch spiders by huskerbob November 4, 2015

crotch spiders 

The regrowth hair that needs shaved in the pubic region, or The few pubic hairs that need trimmed that sneak out of a bikini bottom. The lighter version of a Thighbrow.

Candice was avoiding going swimming with her friends as she had a bad case of crotch spiders, even though she had shaved 3 days ago.

crotch spiders by RustyBedsprings June 23, 2016

Crotch Spiders 

Often found in McDonalds hamburgers.

Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.

Crotch Spiders by Jemima Hootensnancle January 5, 2009

crotch spiders 

Tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry butts.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.

I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.

crotch spiders by kikidee05 February 6, 2008

croch spiders 

The pubic hairs that stick out of your bathing suit.

Amelia! I can see some croch spiders sticking out!

croch spiders by <:3)~ MOUSE January 7, 2017