Spicy Jerk 

The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts

The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten

Spicy Jerk by Egg-Z December 15, 2018

Spicy Jerk 

A Northern Swedish tradition, Which involves rubbing Spicy Swedish Herbs onto your genitalia, causing great burning pain, You than proceed to put Lemon Juice into the head with a Catheter, burning the inside of the penis.

Joel was disappointed with how The Law handled his Lasagna being haunted by ghosts, so he decided to partake in a Spicy Jerk.

Man 1: "Christ, I got so sad after losing that basketball game, I decided to do a spicy jerk."
Man 2: "TMI man, Keep that shit to yourself."

Spicy Jerk by Kreeper473 January 2, 2019

Spicy Jerk 

A form of spite filled masturbation used to calm a person down, especially after failed coitus or when ones lasagna is eaten by a ghost

She didn't perform well and came within the minute, so I did a spicy jerk to calm myself down.

Spicy Jerk by Weegeeman August 24, 2020

jerk spice 

Male ejaculation.

Katie was round for dinner the other night and complained that my cooking was shit so I put some jerk spice on her chicken.

jerk spice by Graydawwwg February 23, 2012