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Sperms perm 

The act of dispensing a hot load in a woman's hair after receiving a blow job then it drying in their hair.
I blow my load last night after my girl gave me head. I didn't know where it went till this morning when my girl had a sperms perm.
Sperms perm by Tonlik65 October 16, 2013
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Sperm Perm 

The act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess.
Ronald gave Gretchen a sperm perm on accident. Her fault though, she should have caught it with her mouth.
Sperm Perm by Stevie Y September 5, 2005

Sperm perm 

Shooting a vicious load on her face and getting it in her hair.nuff said💇💆
Vic I dont appreciate you shooting a 🖐 roper on my head now I have a sperm perm u jerk.

Sperm Perm 

Its when a guy shoots a load of sperm in a girls hair, and she massages it into her scalp.
"Dude, i gave that girl the biggest sperm perm in the world last night."
Sperm Perm by mc080290 December 22, 2006

Sperm Perm 

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.
Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!
Sperm Perm by ovqZ January 14, 2014

Sperm+Sperm 

When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
Math Teacher: What is sperm+sperm

Me: When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
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