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Sperm Perm 

The act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess.
Ronald gave Gretchen a sperm perm on accident. Her fault though, she should have caught it with her mouth.
Sperm Perm by Stevie Y September 5, 2005

Sperm perm 

Shooting a vicious load on her face and getting it in her hair.nuff said💇💆
Vic I dont appreciate you shooting a 🖐 roper on my head now I have a sperm perm u jerk.

Sperm Perm 

Its when a guy shoots a load of sperm in a girls hair, and she massages it into her scalp.
"Dude, i gave that girl the biggest sperm perm in the world last night."
Sperm Perm by mc080290 December 22, 2006

Sperm Perm 

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.
Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!
Sperm Perm by ovqZ January 14, 2014

Sperm+Sperm 

When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
Math Teacher: What is sperm+sperm

Me: When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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