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Spermicus 

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.
Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!
Spermicus by way2go March 9, 2009

Spermslurpper 

A male who meets male strangers for the sole purpose of eating their sperm discreetly.
I'm looking for a Spermslurpper to get me off.

Spermsplosion 

A massive cum-shot, all natural, the stuff of legends. The sort that makes a girl vomit from taking it in the mouth. If the penis is covered it explodes almost violently."
You came so hard my vag hurts" "Yeah baby, that's a Spermsplosion.

sperplunking 

Main Entry: sperplunking
Pronunciation: / ˈspərpləŋkiŋ /
Function: adverb
Etymology: Latin spaplunkis, from Greek
Date: 2007

1: to ejaculate until dropping abruptly A: plonking
2: to lose consciousness due to excessive masturbation
Spencer solved his chronic cases of insomnia and blue-balls with sperplunking.
sperplunking by shieh August 7, 2008

spermlunking 

Spelunking for sperm - the act of burrowing inside another's dark cavity with your tongue.
Harry was Spermlunking David and got lost in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
spermlunking by Flash_ October 26, 2009

spermslurper 

Low class piece of shit. Even if the person isn't a choad swallower.
That asshole is a spermslurping shithead.