Spermplus 

A sperm surplus.

Since the state upped the sperm bank's funding there has been a massive spermplus

Spermplus by flare488 February 2, 2021

Spermicus 

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.

Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!

Spermicus by way2go March 9, 2009

Spermslurpper 

A male who meets male strangers for the sole purpose of eating their sperm discreetly.

I'm looking for a Spermslurpper to get me off.

Spermslurpper by Spermslurpper (Bob) May 4, 2009

Spermsplosion 

A massive cum-shot, all natural, the stuff of legends. The sort that makes a girl vomit from taking it in the mouth. If the penis is covered it explodes almost violently."

You came so hard my vag hurts" "Yeah baby, that's a Spermsplosion.

Spermsplosion by Justin the Lion April 19, 2011

sperplunking 

Main Entry: sperplunking
Pronunciation: / ˈspərpləŋkiŋ /
Function: adverb
Etymology: Latin spaplunkis, from Greek
Date: 2007

1: to ejaculate until dropping abruptly A: plonking
2: to lose consciousness due to excessive masturbation

Spencer solved his chronic cases of insomnia and blue-balls with sperplunking.

sperplunking by shieh August 7, 2008

spermlunking 

Spelunking for sperm - the act of burrowing inside another's dark cavity with your tongue.

Harry was Spermlunking David and got lost in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.

spermlunking by Flash_ October 26, 2009

spermslurper 

Low class piece of shit. Even if the person isn't a choad swallower.

That asshole is a spermslurping shithead.

spermslurper by Theophrastus Bombastus Vonhoenheim November 3, 2003