spermenship

Having rights to something your parents bought because you're their child

Guy: This is your xbox, kick him off
Girl: Well it's not mine my dad bought it, but I have spermenship

by Mad Definitions August 3, 2017

semenship

A male's ability to charm and seduce females of all races, colors, creeds and places of national origin.

Brad's skillful semenship was the envy of all his friends who couldn't get dates for New Years Eve

by Johnny Sportcoat September 2, 2015