Sperm Derm

A skin-like film which forms on the penis after ejaculation, when the semen dries.

John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!

Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.

John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.

by rogerthewhale August 18, 2010

Spermgerm

nasty sperm from a man's penis

man, this is some spermgerm you've got here.

by SamBob November 28, 2003

sperdermun

Sperdermun like Supermun and batmun and aqua mun

I am sperdermun

by Hddhjdheh November 29, 2017