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Spencer Tracy syndrome 

When a guy is stuck in a lackluster marriage but refuses to get a divorce due to religious reasons or moral obligation to appease his own conscious. These men usually wind up having extramarital relationships despite this.

In reference to Spencer Tracy, an actor who, despite being in love with actress Katherine Hepburn and living with her for many years (as well as having affairs with dozens of other actresses), refused to divorce his wife since he was a Catholic. His wife knew about the affair and didn't do anything about it.
"So is Jeff going to leave his wife for you or what? You've been in an affair for 3 years now!"
"Nah, he's got Spencer Tracy syndrome. He's afraid to hurt her feelings even though he's lying behind her back!"

Spencer's syndrome 

the formidable addiction of buying and owning large quantities of musical instruments for one's own personal gain
Person 1: I just bought my 28th instrument. It's a really obscure type of clarinet that nobody writes music for.
Person 2: You have Spencer's syndrome, and should seek help immediately.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016