Speedtrap

fake emails sent by your company's messaging/email group to see if you click on phishing attempts.

i got a strange email asking me if i should be getting a $5 gift card from our HR dept.

Don't click that it's a speedtrap, you'll end up having to review the Phishing policy presentation.

by everynamecantbeused March 24, 2021

SpeedTyper

Someone, usually in a mainly texted base role-playing game, who types extremely fast, usually very short sentences, so that the other player can't process what is happening, giving them an unfair advantage in any role-play situation

Player: -he'd turn to look-
SpeedTyper: -I'd aim-
SpeedTyper: -I'd fire in his neck-
SpeedTyper: -I'd dive-
Player: ((dude you cant just do that man
SpeedTyper: (shut up kid stop complaining Im calling a mod for false void

by AgreeableApe September 30, 2019

New Miami Speed Trap

A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.

Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

speed trap

Area of road, usually where speed limit drops, where multiple or one determined cop sit majority of the day busting unsuspecting speeders with radar to get money for the department.

Those fucktard cops caught me in that speed trap yesterday

by Merc01` May 13, 2005

Speedrape

A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.

Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.

Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.

Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.

Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?

Supersmartgirl1: Sure....

by USB Schooler September 25, 2011

speedramps

The dreaded heamorroid.

Fuck sake! Watch the speedramps love!!

by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

speedrope

Synonym for skipping rope, but for manly manly men bursting with testosterone (as oppsed to 8-year-old girls in the playground).

Get back in the kitchen, woman! I'm going to drink beer then do some speedrope.

by Jim A December 31, 2006