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speedballing 

The mixing of cocaine and heroin/morphine simultaneously. May also refer to mixing of stimualates such as amphetamines with other opiates or benzodiazapines. The mixing of stimulant and depressant is intended to "confuse" the heart and/or respiratory system.
Yo that stupid f*cker was speedballing all night. Dumb sonofabitch.
speedballing by RobKnowledge April 15, 2008

speedballing 

speedballing refers to mixing herion and cocaine. both substances can be mixed together and snorted. or injected if you're extremely dumb. apparently it gives the feeling of falling down an escalator. it confuses the heart, because herion is a "downer" and cocaine is an "upper." so herion slows the heart down while cocaine speeds it up. its an easy way to have a heart attack if you aren't careful. yet to be experinced haha.
last night, i decided to try speedballing dude. it was fuckin ridiculous; i didn't even know what was going on.

Speedballing 

When a person “motorboats” a man’s testicles.
You’re really good at speedballing, it even tickled my taint!
Speedballing by EmptyWordPlay February 25, 2023

genetic speedballing

The concoction of DNA that results in superior intelligence with a lack of common sense.
The guy who runs the ElectroBOOM YouTube channel is clearly a result of genetic speedballing.
genetic speedballing by tester010 December 17, 2022

speedbagging

When a girl is giving head on her knees whilst the man stands, and she punches the scrotum repeatedly like a boxer punching a speed bag.
Hilary: So last night me and Ryan went out to dinner...
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.

Speedbagging the helmet 

The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.
His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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