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Definitions by frankfurter8675309

Grease cheeks 

Pat Hutchison has the title of "Grease Cheeks due to his constant wet flatulence.
We went over to Grease Cheeks house to hang out after work

Speedbagging the helmet 

The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.
His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.
When a gay man fucks another man in the ass and doesn't have the common courtesy to give a proper reach-around.
That guy last night was such a dirty Kip, I had to finish myself off.
Dirty Kip by frankfurter8675309 March 22, 2017

Feet Meat 

The top of a fatty foot
Did you see the feet meat on that girl? Puffy fuckin feet!
Feet Meat by frankfurter8675309 October 11, 2016