Speed Wank

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When you start masturbating, call from your bedroom to a parent and try to cum before they make it upstairs.

Boy:MUM!!!
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.

Speed Wank by Adventchild November 12, 2009

speed wank

it is someone who wanks and cum's in a matter of seconds

adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition

speed wank by lukeboi June 28, 2006

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a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

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a nigel suicide speed wank by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

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Speedwalk

A roblox game created 2/6/26 by the roblox player "MrKraziWert" as of now it has around 1 thousand visits though, it is still in beta. The gameplay is walking while enemies chase you.

Kraz: Yo, wanna hop on speedwalk later?
Cadet: Nah, I have plans with Lynk to play wait in line for bathroom
Kraz: What a MrKraziWert...

Speedwalk by xX_MrGassyEliasKraziPurg69_Xx October 4, 2026

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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