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speed wank

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it is someone who wanks and cum's in a matter of seconds
adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition
speed wank by lukeboi June 28, 2006
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speed wank • a nigel suicide speed wank • speed walk • speed • speed bump • Speed runner • speed run • speed racer • speed limit • speed demon

a nigel suicide speed wank

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when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
a nigel suicide speed wank cool
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