mumumermumuh

when someones excited and the words come out like this

lil luke said 'i like cheese' but it came out like mumumermumuh

by lukeboi July 06, 2006

poolahoop

when takin a crap and comes out as the shape of a hula hoop its a poolaloop

michael sat on the toilet and made some big poolahoops

by lukeboi November 28, 2006

titmouse

a man who looks like a mouse and has tits

steve you are totaly a giant titmouse

by lukeboi December 20, 2006

saggy bat cave

a womans virgina that is very loose and saggy

i fucked this woman at the weekend but she did have a saggy bat cave said ravi

by lukeboi December 08, 2006

douche sauce

its the water after its cleaned the womans gash

shaun do you want douche sauce with your kebab

by lukeboi July 09, 2006

speed wank

it is someone who wanks and cum's in a matter of seconds

adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition

by lukeboi June 28, 2006

automatic douche

works like a normal douche but automatic

bilza used his automatic douche for the first time,he liked

by lukeboi July 05, 2006