speed waddle 

Occurs when an obese individual attempts to cover ground quikly on foot.

Phil- "Hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the McDonalds' line before it opens!"

Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."

speed waddle by pee-more March 29, 2010

Speed Waddle 

It applies to pregnant women who can walk perfectly normally at a comfortably slow pace ... but once her steps quicken, a definite waddle emerges.

Susan is 23 weeks pregnant, and she got quite a speed waddle up while rushing around today, she was the laughing stock of the office.

Speed Waddle by RealMama April 16, 2011

Speed-waddle 

The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do

Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.

Speed-waddle by boexe August 28, 2017

speedwaddler 

speedwaddler, noun;

1) One who speedwaddles

2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path

Turn a speedwaddler loose in an all-you-can-eat buffet and they become a WMD. No one is safe!

speedwaddler by Kowulz May 24, 2007

speedwaddle 

speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.

I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!

speedwaddle by Kowulz May 24, 2007