speedwaddle, verb; An obese person's attempt to propel themself by shifting thier weight from side to side and leaning forward without concern for persons or property in thier path.
I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!
by Kowulz May 9, 2007
speedwaddler, noun;
1) One who speedwaddles
2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path
1) One who speedwaddles
2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path
by Kowulz May 9, 2007