Spedmunk

An actual idiot; someone who says before they think; says shit just to hear themselves talk; someone who is the speddest of sped

“Can you grab my where’s wally book please”
“No Deloris, you spedmunk, it’s WHERES WALDO”

by Nuggetluvr44 August 15, 2018

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

spedunk puffer knucker

Any young or old car club member who has dropped their vehicle so close to the ground that no matter how slow they go over a speed bump the moment that the rear wheels hit asphault again the back end of the car slams down hard causing the driver side airbag to inflate and knock the driver out cold.

If that fool over their thinks he's getting over those big ole bumps in that scraping mess with out a spedunk puffer knucker of the year award coming his way tell me to stop dialing 911 now. Either way get his trophy out the trunk.

by Shawn Gabriel Archuleta May 18, 2008

Spedrunking

Exploring underwater caves while drunk.

Hey, after we get hammered at Elena's, we should go spedrunking!

by Michepoo January 15, 2009

spedunkular

A feeling of great excitement when one who you like is the exact same person as yourself.

OMG! You make me feel so spedunkular

by C0l3 February 23, 2021

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

sped munk

a monkey that is retarded and needs help pooping

hey you stupid sped munk get over here

by chippy chipmunk April 3, 2005