Spedmunk
An actual idiot; someone who says before they think; says shit just to hear themselves talk; someone who is the speddest of sped
Spedmunk by Nuggetluvr44 August 15, 2018
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Spedmonkey
A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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If that fool over their thinks he's getting over those big ole bumps in that scraping mess with out a spedunk puffer knucker of the year award coming his way tell me to stop dialing 911 now. Either way get his trophy out the trunk.
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Spedmonkey
A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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