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Not really a nap at all. Code word for spanking your monkey, punching the clown, floggin the dolphin, having at yourself, pulling your pork, rubbing one out, or just plain old jerking off.

When I have trouble falling asleep, I take a special nap and then I sleep like a baby.

special nap by 4fingeredman November 24, 2006

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Special Nap

The act of male members who engage in the activity of masturbation while discreetly disguising the dirty act as taking "a nap with the door locked and the lights off".

Corey- Tom do you want to play a video game?
Uncle Tom- No I'm gonna take a nap with the door locked and the lights off.
Corey- Oh you mean a special nap

Special Nap by Jack 7 Black March 13, 2009

special naptime

Special naptime being code for squeezed-so-hard-he-passed-out time.

"If a bunny wakes a sleeping tiger, it'll be squeezed into special naptime."

special naptime by Katzenkuhman February 7, 2023

NAPA Special

An acronym for the Naked Anus Pussy Annahilation sex position. It must be performed only by a trained and certified NAPA auto parts specialist using NAPA automotive lube in a liscenced NAPA store and is sometimes followed by a fire breathing dragon.

After applying a generous amount of NAPA auto lube to her "o-rings and seals", the NAPA specialist went in for the NAPA special.

NAPA Special by Gordon September 3, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026