Special Canadian 

A word that is used by Americans to descirbe the best Canadian. Use with caution, for other Canadians may get jealous when an American calls their friend a Special Canadian.

John called Bob a bastard when Bob called Suzy his Special Canadian.

Special Canadian by A Canadian August 8, 2004

canadian special 

Apologizing to somebody without ceasing as a way to coerce them, nicely, into what you want them to do.

Taken from The Yarn Harlot's blog yarnharlot.ca/blog - I pulled a Canadian Special... "I'm so sorry you think you have no seats. I feel terrible about this. Oh my goodness, I just feel so bad that you have to find one. I'm sorry I have to go to Toronto, I apologize for needing to really go tonight. Thanks so much for the help, I know you'll find me something, I apologize for being such a pain. No, no - I'm so sorry I can't go sit down. Please, accept my apology for this difficulty. I feel terrible that you have to do this for me."

canadian special by yarnywordhead August 5, 2012

Canadian Special 

Well done french fries, quebec cheese curds, gravy, maple syrup, Canadian bacon, ground polar bear meat, hockey pucks, nickelback hatred, and curling rocks. served when it’s -43° Celsius with the windchill with a double double from Tim hortons and a side of bagged milk. Typically eaten during a hockey game. Eh?

Yes I’ll get a Canadian special to go please.

“Ok. It’s gonna be about 5 minutes soori.”
That’s ok, I’ll wait in my dog sled.

Canadian Special by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Canadian special 

When one covers another person's dick in syrup and proceeds to then suck it off

Girl 1: that boy over there is cute eh

Girl 2: yea I'm planning on giving him a Canadian special tonight

Canadian special by Silvershadow343 May 4, 2022

Canadian Special 

The act of pouring maple syrup (room temp or warmed) onto a man’s nutsack and proceeding to do with which the user pleases

Friend 1: “Hey, I heard you guys used my maple syrup”
Friend 2: “yea, she totally gave me the Canadian Special”
Friend 1: “oh…”

Canadian Special by Nutblaster69069 February 2, 2025