Spazclerk 

The kind of person who replies to a message.. and answers none of the questions orginially posed.

The kind of person who goes to the shop, and gets none of the items they went for... I'm sure all but a spazclerk can imagine the rest.

Well done spazclerk

Spazclerk by The Garden Post July 8, 2009

spazclarrt

a reduced or condensed version of the two common jibes "spaz" and "clarrt", both of which are also shortened forms of insults. Spaz being the shortened version of spastic. Clarrt being the short for of razzclot (razz clot being the Jamaican name forthe chunky part of menstral blood).

Spazzclarrt is used by clever people who are talking to white-wide-boys-who-think-they're-black to take the piss by introducing a clearly stupid new piece of urban vocabulary in the hope it will be used in the presence of some real bad ass mother fucker, thereby causing said wannabe white wide boy to be revealed for the numpty he / she is and leading to their ejection from the group.

"We was rinsin dis mash op rave was gabba innit blod"

"safe spazclarrt"

spazclarrt by dan November 26, 2004

spazclarrt

Developed in the 20th century, spazclarrt was used to tell cunts from hoxton they should be adminstering the drug ketamine to teenage girls from the scene, blud, geon.

"Ayyy Spazclarrt getter meen? Ya dun know bof dem ketamine, safe bransgore mush."

spazclarrt by gareth January 10, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012