Sparry

A loser.

Look at that guy, he is such a sparry.

Sparry by jvalentine May 25, 2011

Sparry

An alias for Harry but combining his name with his oversharing book - “Spare”

“I can’t believe Sparry wrote about getting frostbite on his todger. Nobody wants to know that! WTF man?”

Sparry by UrbanCringe63 October 22, 2023

Spark it up Sparky 

A saying for someone to SPARK UP the CANNABIS or whatevers being lit.

🔥 I just rolled this joint man.. SPARK IT UP SPARKY !
🔥 Just bought these fireworks..
WELL SPARK IT UP SPARKY!

Spark it up Sparky by ClassicRonnie June 29, 2019

Sparkycon 

A vaguely obscure youtube group that makes music covers, comedy sketches and gaming videos, only recent fame has reached them when they started their music covers in late 2014

Dude/dudette 1: hey man, I accidentally clicked on the wrong video.

Dude/dudette 2: who's the video by? Do I know them?
Dude/dudette 1: sparkycon?
Dude/dudette 2: click away. It's some nobody.

Sparkycon by Sparkycon August 18, 2014

Pull a Sparty 

Doing everything possible to fail miserably at any task after success appeared inevitable. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Being one's worst enemy. A reference to the tendency of the Michigan State Football team to dominate 3 1/2 quarters only to implode and give the game away to their opponent, resulting in a frustrating defeat.

Example 1: Bill overachieved all year to get that promotion, but got fired for sending that joke about his boss to the whole company. Bill really Pulled a Sparty.

Example 2: That girl has been into Jeff all night. I hope he doesn't Pull a Sparty and tell her about his Dungeons and Dragons collection.

Pull a Sparty by htos_drol November 13, 2011

Jack Sparrow Drunk 

Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.

I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.

Jack Sparrow Drunk by Pannoman2000 September 7, 2006

Sparrington 

Proper noun

Sparrow+Norrington=Sparrington

A particular category of fanfic from the potc fandom.
The slash pairing of the characters Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington of Pirates of the Carribean in a romantic/sexual relationship.
Often otp, sometimes noncon, or even both.

Sparrington is the hottest PotC slash out there.

I'm jonesing for some Sparrington!

Sparrington by seems_innocent January 4, 2004