Sparkle Bug

A sparkle bug is a plastic crawdad or crawfish with bejeweled eyes being sold on Etsy.

ooo look, there are sparkle bugs being sold on Etsy!

Sparkle Bug by Gomi Bitchard June 13, 2019

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sparklebutt

One who's gluteus maximus glitters.

"Did you know that she has sparklebutt! It's so bright I have to wear my sunglasses!

sparklebutt by Kira June 13, 2004

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Sparklebuck

A straight man obsessed with a lesbian even when knowing she's a lesbian.

John is Dana's favorite sparklebuck.

Sparklebuck by Sweet Daddy September 3, 2003

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